Chronicles of Annoyance

jane_86 @ 2006-03-24T20:06:00

2006-03-24T09:38:43Z

Eep
what a mess of a week
MESS

Boys
Ha
HA

Golly

Drama, drama, drama

The only words that can describe it are as follows, ' oh no, oh yes, eep, fuck, jesus christ '

that is all

jane_86 @ 2006-03-16T23:54:00

2006-03-16T13:26:59Z

Other News
On Sunday night
I went to the Alma
Where I had about 7 red wines
Then the power went out
I had been busy dancing like a moron
It was great
So we left
In the rain
Went to the Oxford
It was so crowded
I then had 6 Gin and Tonics
I don't remember specific details about the night
That is bad bad bad
Good times

Then I remember getting chips on the way home- I was pazzed out in the back
I had to be carried in side
And I was cracking all these jokes
Mum said I'm a funny intellectual drunk- how boring
Anyway
Then I threw up the chips and went to sleep
I was good on Monday- healthy, no hang over, felt great

Woke up Tuesday
Flu
Ha
FLU
I still have it now
I feel like shite
I tell you
SHITE
So it looks like it could be an alcoholess weekend in for me

I'm supposed to go out tomorrow night and Saturday night and to lunch as well
Eeep I hope I'm okay
I want to go to the Underground Sunday night too

Bring on Lemsip Mm kkkkk

jane_86 @ 2006-03-16T23:46:00

2006-03-16T13:21:11Z

Sam and I just had another fight
FUCK
We hadn't had one in ages
and BOOM
Fight CLUB reunite
I went offline and I got an SMS saying, "Jane you left X all these pic comments- you're fucking keen as hell it's pathetic ha"
-I left my male friend some picture comments on myspace
They consisted of payouts- about missing an arm, then having nice arms in a pic- mainly because there were 2 there not 1 like in the other pic and then another about being anorexic- CLEARLY they were not comments of the tuning variety
BUT even if they were why is it ANY of SAM's BUSINESS
I will admit- after reading a few comments on his page I have said Hey Sam what's the deal- are you a paedo she's 17- or something along those lines
But I've never called him mean names- paedo aside- and I always let him explain- and I don't have a boonta- coz I have no right to
It's not my business and it's not his

Yes so after we broke up I did start to reply to comments from guys again- so what
I didn't for the last 3 months of our relationship
And it was rude
Eventhough most times there's no need to reply to people's comments- it was still rude to ignore people- but I did
But I'm single now- I don't have to answer to anyone- so I chose to be polite and reply
And he goes off his nutter and calls me all these names and what not
It was really mean and nasty and it REALLY upset me
Wow so I left pay out pic comments to a mate and I replied to a few comments from a kid?
Fucking hell
All I said was about Uni, my weekend, music etc
NOTHING at all SUSSS or KEEN
And even if it were- why is it Sam's business? Why does he have a right to call me names?
HE DOESN'T
It's bull
NOT FAIR

He's the fucking knob who's gone out, had his random hookups, tuned god knows how many poor random girls and ME, SINGLE Jane- leaves a few little comments BEING SINGLE AND ALL and gets called NAMES

I don't think I'm over reacting here
THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY and NOT FAIR

jane_86 @ 2006-03-12T14:22:00

2006-03-12T03:58:48Z

Yesterday I took a dress to Alyce's
Rox and I went for lunch on Melb St
I had really good sizzling calamari
But our chips came as we were finishing our mains and I found that irritating
Then went to West Lakes
Bought some hot earrings, blushing balls and some fruit
Went to the beach
Got burnt
This old man behind us had the smallest umbrella ever- and Rox and I were coming back from the water and he's like, "You girls can share my shade if you like?" and I just laughed and Rox is like nah, we're right
Haha his umbrella was the size of a cocktail decoration- I don't know what the fuck this old knob was thinking
Haha, then next to us, about 10 metres down were some OTHER old men
They were full on leather skinned, ano, wrinkly old men- the kind you dream of marrying one day
ANYWAY
They kept running around in the water and running back to their shelter and then we realised that everytime they got back to their little shelter they stripped their speedos off- so they were literally all lying around with their WANGS exposed to eachother Haha
I think they were gay and VERY disorientated- because Maslins was a fair few KM's away
They were gross
One of them even had a shoe string speedo
At least there weren't swimming nude- that's something

Then last night I met the girls at Chocolat- and then some of them wanted to go to Mansions to get cheap drinks
I walked in
Wanted to leave
Alyce was having a panic because she had a new pair of Prada round toed pumps on- and she thought they would get ruined
So we left
Went to the Stag
Saw Lea- her show was on there, we managed to skip the line, it was good
But too hot
I had to leave Blergh
We got food
Then went to Rocket Bar
Was good
Stayed there for a few hours- then I decided to take Lea home, she had passed out on the toilet and had been asleep for a good ten mins Haha
So walked around, up to Enigs looking for a cab
Found one
Got back to my car
Drove her home

THE END :D

Tonight I think I am going out to drink, sit, and maybe one dance but only if they play Fallout Boy- which they won't so I will not dance

jane_86 @ 2006-03-09T23:56:00

2006-03-09T13:28:55Z

Well well
Uni is so busy already
I've been working haaaaaaaaaaard
I bought a white dress tonight
It's hot
I'll wear it out
And I got Rox and I nice reddish coloured bracelets
And I got some goldy and rose gold bracelets
And purple metallic havianas
YAY

SO some interesting stuff has happened this week
Sam is being immature
But I am being nice
It was his bday today and he asked if I was going out
Just to avoid seeing me
So I just let him take his pick of destinations and ensured him I wouldn't go there
Such a fool he is

This weekend will be chilled
Rest tomorrow
Then beach Sat
Rest Sunday
Out Sunday night
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Can't wait

Time to get ye olde summer dresses out again I think

jane_86 @ 2006-03-06T01:15:00

2006-03-05T14:53:17Z

My weekend was pretty interesting
Friday night Rox and I were supposed to have people come over for dinner
But bronchitis swept through thy group and parties could not attend
So a lot of our food went to waste
It kind of sucked
But people felt very VERY guilty and I'm sure in time will make it up to us if they know what is good for them
AHAHAHAH
Anyway
Dinner was good none the less and so much food was had that it wasn't even funny
Saturday I swam all day
Got my face burnt
And my chest
Good times
Went to the 21st at the Banque
Air Con was broken in there so it was majoriy hot
Some lad was buying us wet pussys
GROSS name
Best shot ever though
I loved it
SOO Yummy
Had cranberry and maybe lime in it
God knows- it was delicious though
I had a fair few
Lots of red wine
Some champers
BAD BAD BAD
Then went to Shotz
Got Yagerbombs
mmmmm
Got shots
Rox got sick
Sam appeared
Rox disappeared
Talked to Sam very briefly
It was kind of weird
Coz I expected it to be really awkward
It's the first time I've seen him since we broke up, as he was too chicken shit to have our break up convo face to face so yeah
And I thought I'd want to hug him or kiss him or something
But I just felt nothing like that
It was kind of weird
Kind of disappointing almost
I don't really know
One thing I do know is that it was just kinda blank and numb for me
I didn't like it
But I have to get used to it

Moving on
Some cool kids at Shotz
Some not so cool moments- like having no cheese to eat
But then some cool ones
I was going to throw my black bomb creation and some random hoes
But I lost them and my aim was bad
So that did not occur
Pretty disappointed about that
Hrmm
I have a few other items of gossip regarding the evening
Gosho
Some people were pulling some crazy ass lines
For example: Oh I have no idea where I'm going, can you hold my hand? HA nice one, but NO
Rox was so sick
In the cab the WHOLE way home
The cab driver was stopping every 10 mins and he was really good about it, so I gave him a tip
I got home and munged into kabana and pretzals- hence the reason I did exercise a LOT today
I did lots of my Crime readings today
Still so much more to go
I've done all my Corporate Accounting ones though
I'm just going to note some stuff and do some revision work tomorrow
Shouldn't be too bad
Then hit up the Income Tax Law stuff

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I hope the sick people get better
Coz I would like to go bowling
That's all kids

PS My mum bought me a nice brown cardy and a hot orange leather wallet
She also bought me a disgusting skanky dress and UGLY cheap looking necklace and black glittery bolero- but she tried and she got about 50% accuracy so I was impressed

Peace out

jane_86 @ 2006-03-02T13:37:00

2006-03-02T03:08:04Z

Like I said
Leave your baggage at the back door
I'm leaving you the way I think it should be
We're always pulling into spaces that we can't back out of
Starting fights we can't talk our way out of them

How does it feel to be on the recieving end of this one?

jane_86 @ 2006-03-02T01:29:00

2006-03-01T15:00:37Z

Okay I have a serious prob
Today I bought yellow shorts
And navy shorts
A white singlet
Some new underwear
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

help me

polease

I saw Jarhead
and I now know who I will marry
An army man
Those little hats

HOT

dancedance

2006-02-27T14:29:35Z

I bought my books today
And some lovely short tweed shorts
some bronze pointed flats
some brown sunglasses
earrings
necklace
makeup sponges

GOOD TIMES

I'm so so excited about Friday night
I've made fun CDS and everything
CANT WAIT :):):):):)

Everything we had is over

2006-02-26T15:41:00Z

When it falls apart I won't be there
Because you are a lying fag with no self respect Haha

Okay half of that was song lyrics the other half was my own interpretation of the song

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm cool

Anyway

Last night Rox came over

and Gayle

Gayle was sick

Poor dear

Today I got up late

Relaxed

Rox came over

Got a MASSIVE Chinese dinner

and some snackeroos

Planned Friday night and Saturday night

Planned other weekly plans

Played some fun games hahhahaa

Tomorrow I'm going to town to get bookos

I meant to do it last week- but you know- this lead to that.. I could not be bothered

Then Tuesday Uni then I HOPE to see Hostel

Or I may die

Wed food shopping for Friday with my lover- Roxanne

haha Thursday Uni- then shop, maybe go out- I'll see how I feel

:D

Friday will be a LOVELY drunken day

Yeeeeeea

jane_86 @ 2006-02-26T03:29:00

2006-02-25T17:01:08Z

It's almost 4am
I'm listening Tatu
And not feeling the LEAST bit lesbian
I'm a traitor to my bi sexual loving generation
I love boys

I USED TO LOVE THIS SONG
This is NOOOT enooooooooough

5 says til Friday :D

jane_86 @ 2006-02-24T22:03:00

2006-02-24T11:34:43Z

There is this random white bitch on Made tonight trying to become a rapper
Haha it's fucking hilarious
They made her talk Romeo and Juliet to some weird hip hop beat
Poor bitch- whe will never live this down
It may be the best thing I've ever seen

jane_86 @ 2006-02-24T01:32:00

2006-02-23T15:03:38Z

listening to the rain is sooo relaxing
i have an awesome week planned
i'm so excited
and i'm actually a bit keen to get back to the law school
hehe hehe hehe hehe
but next week- yeah, it's going to be good
apart from my cooking, i think it will be awesome
gah
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jane_86 @ 2006-02-24T00:42:00

2006-02-23T14:17:25Z

Skullduggery
Blah
I got there at 815
Got 2 beers; skulled- got more beer, skulled
Line was bad- but not horrendous
Then bumped into guy that used to go to my school
Oh no
Luckily found Alyce and Jess again- I had lost them
Then got hit in face with beach ball
People were all feral
So many fuglies
I hated it
It stunk
It was muggy
It rained
Haha
It was sleazy and gross and asdjsadlksjdf
I wanted to go home at 930
I begged anyone to pick me up
I needed to go
Then the girls said get one more drink
By this stage I was almost in tears- I just wanted to leave- I honestly hated it there, so hot and the beer line was so crowded
I got stuck in between all these guys and my dress was coming down and I couldn't move or get out and beer was going everywhere and I wanted to crawl up into a ball and leave

Anyway back in the line some FUCKHEAD threw a meat pie
It wasn't any meat pie- it was the HOTTEST fucking pie of life
It hit my arm, my dress, etc
And it stung so badly
I thought I was on fire
Tears welled in my eyes and I ran to the loo
Laura got it all over her arm and jacket
Jess in her hair, arm and clothes

Laura's burn was the worst
It was all the way up her arm
And it had already started to blister by the time we got all of the pie off
She was in hysterics

We found her bf
Took her to first aid
It was pouring with rain
Got so wet

Eventually got her into a cab- my arm was bright red
Went home with Jess and got Mum to pick me up

WORST ever
My arm is stinging and I have 2 blisters frm the burn

I have ice on it and I've ran it under cold water heaps

It sucks

And my phone is being bombarded with messages and I plan to throw it onto the road

jane_86 @ 2006-02-22T18:48:00

2006-02-21T14:52:12Z

today was so tiring
walked around town for ages
bought a shirt and nice vest to go over it
met emma for coffee

rox and i were so hot
it was sweaty
blah hahaha

good tho

good day :)

oh god
dinner tonight was out of control
we went for thai at henley beach
sooo good
mine loooooooooked gross
but it was so YUMMY
then i took to roxanne's dinner
oh god
i was cracking so many weird jokes at dinner
and then i accidently burped
how EMBARASSING
bwahahaha

then we got coffee
it was good

then watched some tele

then car battery was dead haha

so went in for tea

got that fixed

headed home

yeaaaaaaaahaew

good night, nice company, very pleased

jane_86 @ 2006-02-21T00:59:00

2006-02-20T14:32:16Z

Today was pretty good
Got up early
Rode bike
Showered
Breakfast
Went into Uni
Met Alyce
Did some shopping
Got the most gorgeous Cellini leather bag for Uni
$200 down to $60
BARGAIN
I was so chuffed
It's a lovely tan colour
Just what I wanted
Saw Kel and Tom
Alyce bought a skirt and some hair accessories for Oakbank
Went back to Uni
Got followed and number asked for by some guy who was in the year above me at school
HOW RANDOM
Then went to lecture
Wasn't too bad
Took Alyce home
Went home
Spoke to Rox
Organised Tuesday night
Funny times
Funny funny times

Going to town tomorrow
Lunch, shop, lecture, buy books, get diary etc :D

Then come home, get ready and go out :)

YAY

REALLY need a top for Tues. night REALLY REALLY

jane_86 @ 2006-02-20T00:12:00

2006-02-19T13:43:23Z

I went out for dinner tonight
Chinese baby
Then for dessert
It was great
GREAT
I'm also going out for dinner on Tuesday night
Going out to dinner makes my tummy happy
and me happy
and it is good
Yehaw

Gougar st is my favourite

jane_86 @ 2006-02-19T14:48:00

2006-02-19T04:25:16Z

Dear Live Journal,
My weekend was FUN
I've been sick
I had gastro
It was digust
But I had a good Friday night
And last night was LOVELY
Apart from Sam being a CUNT
I hate the word CUNT but there is no other word to describe it
First I get asked not to go to Comeback Kid
And knowing they are Sam's favourite band I said okay well this can't go on forever but I won't go but eventually there are going to be gigs we both want to go to and avoiding eachother will not be an option- so grow up
ANYWAY
Last night I was going to stop by Shotz at about 230ish
So I POLITELY messaged Sam to find out if he was there- thinking that if he had a problem seeing me HE would leave
Anyway he chucked and boonta and begged me not to come
He's a fuckhead
He needs to grow up and get on with it
I fucking hate him sometimes
Anyway I didn't go
I should have
But I was a bit tired and I couldn't be fucked with his BULLSHIT

Anyway he can get FUCKED
and hopefully get an annoying, yet not life threatening STD
FAGGOT

This week will be good
I have prelim lecture tomorrow
And Alyce and I are going shopping first and having lunch
Then Tuesday I have another lecture
With EVERYONE
So that will be fun
Then Wednesday I'll get my books and what not
Thursday night is Skullduggery
Friday night probably dinner thing
and Saturday night is O ball and it's Nick's 21st but he doesn't know what he's doing yet
Then my parents go away for a week :D

YAY

PS I hate that Adelaide is so small
I HATE HATE HATE THAT :D

And I hate Sam's immaturity

But the rest is good, GOOD GOOD GOOD :D

jane_86 @ 2006-02-17T01:39:00

2006-02-16T15:11:10Z

I'm having the day from hell,
It was all going so well (before you came)
And you told me you needed space,
With a kiss on the side my face (not again)
And not to mention (the tears I shed)
But I should have kicked your (ass instead)
I need intervention
Attention to stop temptation to scream

Cause baby
Everything is F'ed up straight from the heart
Tell me what do you do, when it all falls apart
Gotta pick myself up where do I start
Cuz I can't turn to you when it all falls apart
No

Don't know where I parked my car
Don't know who my real friends are (anymore)
I put my faith in you
What a stupid thing to do (when it rains it pours)
And not to mention (I drank too much)
I'm feeling hung over (and out of touch)
I need intervention
Attention to stop temptation to scream

Cause baby
Everything is F'ed up straight from the heart
Tell me what do you do, when it all falls apart
Gotta pick myself up where do I start
Cuz I can't turn to you when it all falls apart
No

Can it be easier?
Can I just change my life?
Cause it just seems to go bad everytime
Will I be mending?
another one ending once again

Everything is F'ed up straight from the heart
Tell me what do you do, when it all falls apart
Gotta pick myself up where do I start
Cuz I can't turn to you when it all falls apart
No [x2]

Falls apart
Gotta pick myself out cause things are mended

jane_86 @ 2006-02-13T18:20:00

2006-02-13T07:51:20Z

I deleted all my messages from Sam
He is a fucking sorry ass faggot
I hate him
I can't wait to be over him so I can rub my successful, happy, meaningful life in his sappy, pathetic face
:)

jane_86 @ 2006-02-13T02:32:00

2006-02-12T16:15:17Z

I feel sick
Really sick
Like I'm hollow
It fucking sucks
My eyes hardly open
I look like a red eyed asian
It's not hot

I feel really lost
I know I hate who Sam is now
But I can't lose sight of what he was
And that made it very fucking hard to give him his marching orders
I wish he didn't change
He was perfect before
And now he's a pathetic sorry ass bitch who I wouldn't even shit on

I tried so hard to better myself, when really all along I should have been trying to hold him up to the standard he was
Gah
You just can't win

I really hate him
A lot
I know there's a very fine line between love and hate- But I fucking hate Sam with a passion
After all he's done
I fucking wish I'd never met him
Okay so maybe that's a lie
But he ruined my entire 3 month holiday
He openly admitted that he thought about himself and his own benefit this entire time and only now realise how selfish, immature, ill temptered and pathetic he was

What Sam did:

put me on a break
strung me along by telling me how much he loved me
basically said if i went out and hooked up or talked to guys we would never get back together
hence i did not go out and do any of those things
sam hooked up with 4 different girls
lied each time
the first time i found out he promised he would tell me straight away again
he didnt
he actually went out for a cup of tea with one of the girls and lied about that too
some of these lies lasted at least a month
i had to squeeze the info out
and in one case i found out from a virtual fucking stranger
he then started treating me like his gf again
coming over
staying over
hanging out NUMEROUS times a week
i love you's when drunk
then he decided to threaten any guy that talked to me
then he decided to overreact at me for nothing
he had terrible double standards
i constantly asked to sort the break out
each time with another excuse
i begged him to sort himself out before uni
as in a month before uni so i could adjust
he swore on his life he would
also
when i found out about some lies he said he had planned to get back with me and begged for my help
i fell for this
and he fucked it up again
and kept lying
and kept threatening to bash ppl
and kept overreacting to everything i did
i gave him surprise picnics
letters
honesty
love
companionship
understanding
assistance
and what does he give me? NOTHING
he didn't even sort things out before uni like he said
i had to do it myself

LOSER

I hate him
I fucking hate him
I hope karma bites him in the ass, I hope it hurts and I hope it draws blood and leaves a massive welt

Hello Jane, Happy Valentine's Day, We hope you enjoy your stay in single town

Fuck this for a joke

You can take my kindness and fucking shove it
I HATE YOU

KARMA KARMA KARMA

PS I have some leather wrist band of yours
I'm going to get a spell book and cast a voo doo on you so you get some form of disfiguring disease that causes your face to look like your ass or you to grow a second head- maybe that way you'll have the common sense of a regular one headed human

LKjdalfjlsdjfpwoftpiojreglirjgn

jane_86 @ 2006-02-13T00:12:00

2006-02-12T13:43:28Z

Hello World
Female
19
Recently Divorced
Looking for sharp object to severely harm wanker cunt of a male

jane_86 @ 2006-02-12T10:38:00

2006-02-12T00:08:26Z

Yager bombs will be the death of me

jane_86 @ 2006-02-10T02:00:00

2006-02-09T15:32:03Z

Last few days have been decent
Went to Harbour Town with Rox, Jess and Alyce
Bought nice top
Good lunch
Then went to King William Rd
I had like 5 espressos in about 2 hours... not good
Ahh well
Then to Alyce's
Rox and I organised some gym stuff as well

Today was rather lazy
Alex ended up getting me belt, dress and lipgloss I wanted
Stoked for that

Sam is being a right ass stubborn bitch that can't make any decisions

I'm so numb to it all though

It's concerning

jane_86 @ 2006-02-09T03:02:00

2006-02-08T16:32:56Z

***You Are A Relationship Rescuer!***

You don't ruin relationships, if anything you keep them together
The key: you respect yourself and your guy. Which goes further than you might think.
You simply treat your guy how you would like to be treated... the old golden rule.
And in return, he treats you like gold - or at least tries. And how perfect is that

Do You Ruin Relationships?
http://ynr.blogthings.com/doyouruinrelationshipsquiz/